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Sing as if no one is listening, work as if someone is watching, make love as if you need the money, and dance as if no one is going to post it on Youtube. Some call me a smart ass, my reply to them don't be hating since my butt is smarter then your whole body. What is the last thing a drummer says before they's kicked out of the band?

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Sarcastic status is used to show the opposite of what an individual meant. With sarcastic status, we can tell our bad feelings about something in a more polite manner. It is really a good thing to learn how to make use of sarcastic status, because it will help in releasing some forms of tension in the reader of you write up.

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If you want to brighten up your Facebook profile, but you are out of cool ideas, check here the funniest Facebook statuses ever posted. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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It's especially for Dark type pokemon. You should all give it a try and maybe it can be added in the guide. Also, I want to thank Vitol, Luka, Hoopendranath and Kaylum for providing the pokemon needed for this.

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Friday, July 1, of the finest Facebook Status updates from this past week:. I found of them! I haven't been this drunk since 30 hours ago. I haven't had this much fun writing on walls since I was 6.

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